So many fucked up people in the world Monstrously negative feelings about every living person Every word from their mouths another poison bullet Aimed at someone, anyone Most times they actually kill the person who was attempting To help them But I guess to them we all look the same Eventually they implode and eat themselves But don't breathe easy There are many who will follow They weren't loved enough by daddy So now they reach out frantically to everyone they meet To give them the loving family they were denied But when such immediate desperation hits They frighten off their targets And their baby love turns to a cold-hearted hate Within a blink of an eye They hit out at the world For not giving them what they wanted Yet they can't tell you what that is They want to be celebrities Without doing the hard work They want to be successful writers Without facing the pain They want to top the charts with songs That touch us without ever exploring themselves They want babies But marry men who don't Almost as though this self-fulfilling prophecy Will forever more be their excuse For not having to love anyone Or give of themselves Or try If you are trapped by them There is no escape Only a small room where death awaits The living are always under attack from the dead The spiritual vampires Of the new millennium Sucking off your light force Until you are done And then they will mourn you Because now you are safe to be Whoever they choose to invent As their next excuse (c) Frank Howson 2017
I'm there for you Even when I'm ignored When you hit out at the world I sometimes get in the way Because I appear to be strong I sometimes am not watered Like the other flowers in your garden But I'm there for you Observing Protecting Advising Defending Encouraging Worrying Until I feel empty From standing in these shadows That rarely get the sun I live for the laughter The words of hope Spoken by you or others The light The common sense that wisdom brings To all But is seldom noticed Or heard I am there Waiting Longing Bleeding Hurting Renewing Carrying the weight Of every decision made in my name That scarred me Humbled me Blessed me And saved me I am there for you Every step of the way To lift you up from every fall To shoulder every tear To make sense of every confusion To call your name When it's been forgotten by others I have been there So I can be here For you (c) Frank Howson 2017
I just don’t know
What to say
Years from now
I’ll say I was led astray
But here we are
And what’s a man to do?
I’d have to be blind
Not to fall in love with you
We almost kissed
On that night
But we knew
We did not have the right
To break the hearts
Of those we thought we knew
I died where I stood
Not to fall in love with you
God has cursed me
Not to fall in love with you
Someone over-rehearsed me
Not to fall in love with you
I still do dream
Of angel wings
And faraway sounds of a lark
We leaned so close
That we almost did touch
You have condemned me
Not to fall in love too much
Can’t do small talk
Nor can think
Strike me down
But all I can do is drink
So here we are
I don’t know what to do
I’d have to be drunk
Not to fall to love with you…
You know how much I’d hate
Not to fall in love with you?…
(C) Frank Howson 2017
A new film about giant dildos taking over the world. People running terrified through the streets because if they get you they fuck you up real bad.
(C) Frank Howson 2017
I don’t usually remember my dreams, well the in-your-sleep dreams I mean. Maybe three in my life. But the other night I was awakened in the middle of one and it’s a little bizarre to say the least.
Anyway, in this particular dream I am arrested for killing Ayn Rand. Still with me? Not sure if I actually did it or not but as we know newspapers are only interested in the charges and not so much in the final judgement, so, pretty soon I am in big hot water. Boiling in fact. And as if that wasn’t uncomfortable enough they are throwing the book at me. Perhaps The Fountainhead, I was too busy ducking to check. I then remember going through a very lengthy trial that was straight out of Kafka. I have to say things weren’t going well for me as the cavalcade of witnesses were called. Drunks, the heavily medicated self-published, real estate agents, Mormons, one armed guitarists, fortune tellers, gypsies, tramps and thieves.
My court appointed lawyer was an elderly Chinese gentleman who appeared to be about 500 years old and dribbled from the mouth when he got excited. Still, he had his wits about him and had he been able to speak or understand English he may have been quite effective. His cross-examination of the witnesses had to be seen to be believed. If the Judge had’ve been awake at the time I’m sure he’d have called a halt to the circus. He did wake a few minutes before the end of proceedings and grumpily pronounced Hemingway to be “…a cunt!” I wasn’t quite sure how this applied to me or my case but was too intimidated to enquire. My Chinese representative seemed to take it in his stride and smiled in a knowing way. Perhaps this was a good sign? Taking the positive angle I smiled at the Judge who smiled back at me. He then announced in a disappointed tone that the jury weren’t very well hung and adjourned the case until they could be re-cast. On that note everyone went home to be greeted by their loved ones and a hot meal, followed by re-runs of classic football matches, while I was beaten to a pulp in my holding cell which the guards took literally and, having no TV set to watch football, they attempted to kick a goal with my head. In all objectivity some of them did show promise as league players. I did at one point attempt to convey the news that the football they were using had a migraine but this was met with increased hostility and I was accused of using too many big words.
Hence another three quarters were played. This time I kept quiet and assumed my role. Finally I threw my voice and did a very convincing imitation of the final siren which they bought, hugged each other, shook hands, copped a feel of each other’s bums, and left the field complaining about the lack of good umpiring decisions these days. I couldn’t, in spite of my intense pain, help thinking what great sportsmen they were. Dreadful human beings – but great sportsmen. This was the last thought that stampeded through my mind before I lost consciousness.
I was shaken back into this world bright and early the next morning, in dream time, in order to return to court. I told the guard, who smelled of cheap bourbon and herbal cigarettes, that I had to postpone my court appearance before our esteemed Judge as I was fairly convinced I was in the initial stages of a brain hemorrhage, but this was met with “well who gives a fuck you dumb fucker fucking your way through life and fucking every fucking thing up for every other fucking dumb fuck!”
I took that as a “no”.
I found that if I tilted my head till it was resting sideways on one shoulder it relieved some of the pain. So, that’s how I appeared back in court. Looking like an amateur theatre version of Quasimodo. I’d fretted needlessly over my appearance as the Judge looked past me and mistook a nun in the next row to be me, stating that he was going to take into account that I was a lady of the cloth and not to worry.
My lawyer, the very learned Mr. Dim Sim, gave his final impassioned summation, in Cantonese, to a silent ovation from nonplussed creatures inhabiting human-like bodies. The Judge finally broke the stunned silence by burping and muttered, “Better out than in” and the really hung jury and those in attendance took this to be the final judgement and a deafening uproar broke out in the courtroom, along with several fistfights, a rape, a child birth, and a scattering of small time thefts.
As everyone had lost interest in me, and noticing the open door, I slowly made my way best as I could, considering my head was still laying sideways on my left shoulder, through the crowd of rioters and those with an axe to grind. Soon enough I found the sunshine and a busy city street awaiting me.
Within seconds I was lost in the crowd. Well, as lost as I could be given my new appearance.
I bear no grudge against anyone who mistreated me, but if Ayn Rand was still alive, I’d kill her.
(c) Frank Howson 2017.
I saw a crazy man in the heart of the city cursing the people he passed, cursing the buildings, cursing someone long gone, cursing God for this Purgatory.
People reacted in different ways. Some froze and willed themselves to be invisible, some scurried away in the opposite direction, some watched in that detached zombie way people stand transfixed at car crash sites, fascinated by the sight of real disaster and yet non-reacting as though watching a movie play out.
So what does it take to make someone just crack one day? One huge life tragedy too much, or a series of small ones too close together that defy our idea of logic and fairness? Perhaps if we raise our voices above the rumbling wearing down drone sound of the busy city traffic, God will hear us?
Why does our Maker withdraw his grace and allow us to free fall through darkness and scorn so far from home? Or are we meant to always be alone in search of ourselves in others, a perilous journey not for the fainthearted. Or the dreamers.
Maybe the crazy man in the street had been chosen to heed his inner calling to join the wild throng and it is therefore in the madness that lies the ultimate truth?
Was Don Quixote mad because he chose to see the world as it should be? Or were the people who gathered to ridicule and laugh at his expense the mad ones?
John Lennon, during his time, was called mad by many, especially the press and the conservative establishment. But his brutal death at the hands of, ironically, a mad man has now elevated him to the status of martyr and messiah. Today, his human flaws have been sanitised to fit what is acceptable in the gospel of his life. The nobody mad man who shot him for a shot at immortality got a life sentence, while the famous mad man got death. And then in death, rose again.
When you look closely at it, most of our true heroes in history were called mad during their lifetimes because they attempted to do something different. To shine a light into the darkness that most of us are afraid to acknowledge. To take us where we would never have dared go if not for them. To make us think and, more importantly, to make us feel. In achieving this, a great many of them paid with their lives so that we may live.
So next time you see a mad man or woman in the street, spare a few seconds to ponder the forces that shaped them. And perhaps in those seconds we may awaken the humanity in ourselves.
(c) Frank Howson 2017
Friday rolled around quick. Maybe it has something to do with the Pakistanis. I don’t know. I just do my job and go home each day. There’s always a meal of meat and three veggies waiting for me, followed by some reality TV shows of how other people live. You wouldn’t read about some of the things I see.
I’ve been in line for a promotion for 40 years but it hasn’t come. Word is they’re keeping me for something special. But I don’t know. I’m not quite sure what my job is, to tell you the truth. I stand in a line alongside my fellow work colleagues and at the right time I step forward and attach a bolt. Then it’s onto Charlie, next in line, to attach his screw. We are considered the best two fitters they have and take a lot of pride in that.
Some of the new kids they employ make us laugh. They don’t know anything and think they do. They also talk all the time. Me and Charlie hardly ever say a word. We just look at each other and know. I think sometimes words can get in the way and confuse things. Charlie tells me that when the Martians land here they won’t speak at all they’ll just look at us and read our minds. Well me and Charlie are more than ready for that.
Charlie and me were not mates straight off. At first we were a little standoffish. But after about 20 years we relaxed in each other’s company and are now like brothers. I was best man at his wedding and he was best man at mine. To highlight how alike we are, imagine this, at both our weddings we got so drunk on the free beer that neither of us could say our speeches, which suited us just fine. The wives were a bit upset though.
The trouble with being married is that women like to talk all the time. I don’t mind Peg talkin’ at me but it annoys me somethin’ bad when she expects a verbal response. The Martians are gonna hate her. I told her early in our courtship that I was like a Clint Eastwood type. Now she taunts me by sayin’ “Go ahead and make my day! Say somethin’!” But I just ignore her and refuse to be baited into a petty argument.
Last week our doctor informed me that I have a growth on my vocal chords. Nothing serious he said. Then told me to get my affairs in order. I indignantly told him I don’t have affairs and have never cheated on Peg. That shut him up and put him in his place. Peg is obsessed about how I could have a problem with my voice box when, in her words, I never use it. She keeps telling me, “See? What you don’t use, you lose!” Maybe that explains our sex life too.
Anyway, it’s been a very satisfying life and I ain’t complainin’. We have travelled extensively throughout Victoria and our favourite place by far is Marysville. Why go overseas or see the rest of Australia when Victoria has so much to offer? Keep your French Riviera (where they don’t speak our lingo), Marysville will do me. Peg feels the same.
I don’t know what it is about Marysville that keeps us coming back. Maybe it’s the fresh country air, but all I know is I spend most of my time sleeping. Peg doesn’t mind and actually encourages me to rest up, knowing how hard I work. The poor thing has had to while away the days with the hotel’s young Italian guide, Dino, who takes all the ladies on bush walks. She has actually come to love it and now can’t wait to get up and go each morning. Sometimes she doesn’t get back to our room until I’m already asleep at night. They must be exhausting and rugged walks because sometimes she has dirt and leaves all over her and skinned knees. But I don’t say anything because it obviously does her the world of good experiencing the wild as she is always smiling and in a happy mood, with healthy rosy red cheeks. If Peg had her way we’d go to Marysville every weekend.
When I think of my life, I wouldn’t be dead for the world.
(c) Frank Howson 2017